Naitonal Napping Day: I do it all the time during church, should you?

Today is National Napping Day. I do it all the time, but in the worst places. When my pastor speaks, I nap. Next thing I know, my lady gives me a nudge to wake me up.

Founded by a husband and wife team, National Napping Day needs to be truly respected. One night, I only slept for three hours and went to play basketball at Lowell high school. Next thing I know, my reaction is slow and I poke the ball with my right pinky finger.

Ouch!!

My right hand pinky finger pointed straight towards the ceiling, now its broken. Read National Napping Day press release.

- Napping makes you feel better by improving your mood
- Napping makes you more productive by enhancing your performance
- Napping is an inexpensive refreshment – it won’t cost you a cent
- Napping is a “no sweat” activity – it won’t wear out your joints
- A doctor’s orders are not necessary – napping can be self-prescribed
- Napping is not an invasive procedure – no one needs to do anything to you
- There is no weight gain associated with napping – you can’t eat while you’re asleep
- Napping has no dangerous side effects – as long as you aren’t driving!

Rayfil’s Top 3 Topics for Napping
#1 Unprepared, non energetic sermon
#2 Conversations that involve people bragging about themselves
#3 When people complain about things they can’t control, such as the economy

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One Response to Naitonal Napping Day: I do it all the time during church, should you?

  1. rococojade says:

    kids napping in kindergarten, adults need napping for a better day … inhale, exhale and close your eyes before you boss wake you up.

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